Did you try hitting her?
Disclaimer: Spousal abuse isn't funny. Not one bit. Unless it is suggested in a very timid and unsure voice, as this line would have been deliverd had it been a real conversation. However due to the limitaitons of the interweb, you'll just have to assume that the delivery would have made this horrible suggestion quite funny.
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