[Frank the Tank]

So, a little background. My wife is, well, perfect. Smart, gorgeous and funny as all hell. (How I landed her, I'll never know)

We have a lot of fun at home and we are always laughing and making fun of each other or just cracking each other up in general. My wife's friends refer to her as "Super Lip" because, well, she's really lippy.

The other day she was beaking off to me about something stupid I had done (could be a multitude of things, so don't ask) and when she was done, I said "I'm sorry hon, did you say something? Because all I heard was bock bock bock bock bock" and strutted around doing my best chicken impersonation. So after she let go of my nipples and they returned to their regular colour, I went and had a shower. Big mistake. She came in and flushed the toilet AND dumped a 2 litre jug of ice water over the top of the curtain. Not a good thing to do to a fat guy.

So what should I do next? This cannot go unanswered!!