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Originally Posted by photon
Inbox: "THE ABANDONED SON OF PRESIDENT BILL CLINTON WILL ANNOUNCE THE FILING OF A PATERNITY LAWSUIT AT A NEWS CONFERENCE IN LAS VEGAS TODAY"
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Pre-debate twist: Trump plans to put him in their family box, but during the handshakes, Bill goes in for the hug, then gestures towards the Clinton family box. "This is where you belong, son." Hillary opens the debate with a comment how being president, like being part of a family, means accepting everyone, even those you might want to ignore. Tears of joy all around, even amongst the Trump children who have never seen such tenderness from a father figure.