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Originally Posted by Robo

No kidding reminds me of OK grandpa Simpson

ONE TRICK IS TO TELL THEM STORIES THAT DON'T GO ANYWHERE. LIKE THE TIME I CAUGHT THE FERRY OVER TO SHELBYVILLE. I NEEDED A NEW HEEL FOR MY SHOE, SO I DECIDED TO GO TO MORGANVILLE, WHICH IS WHAT THEY CALLED SHELBYVILLE IN THOSE DAYS.WHICH WAS THE STYLE AT THE TIME. NOW, TO TAKE THE FERRY COSTS A NICKEL. AND IN THOSE DAYS NICKELS HAD PICTURES OF BUMBLEBEES ON THEM.
"GIVE ME FIVE BEES FOR A QUARTER," YOU'D SAY.NOW, WHERE WERE WE? OH, YEAH.THE IMPORTANT THING WAS THAT I HAD AN ONION ON MY BELT, WHICH WAS THE STYLE AT THE TIME.THEY DIDN'T HAVE WHITE ONIONS BECAUSE OF THE WAR.THE ONLY THING YOU COULD GET WAS THOSE BIG, YELLOW ONES.

Good thing I don't care a whit...LOL