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Originally Posted by Lobotroth
At least we won't have to hear anything more about McFlaccid tomorrow night. Hopefully.
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Wrong its hockey night in Canada.
Every 5 minutes a commentator will whistle and talk about how much faster Conner is then the bunch of losers on the ice.
Then the first period they'll have a retrospective of Connor the early years, where they show photo after photo of his golden bowel movements.
Then the panel will spend 10 minutes crying about his cut tonight and how the Flames franchise needs to be suspended immediately.
Then in the second period we'll hear repeatedly after every good play, "My god that was Connoresque", or its MCsastional,
Then in the second period they'll have a movie review section where they look at movies and review them and then say how much better they would be if Connor directed them.
Then they'll redo the Canadian Tire commerical from the 70's with Albert, but they'll dub Connor for Albert.
Then as the game comes to a close someone will say Team X would have won if only they had a guy like Connor.
Then Don Cherry will come in and spend 20 minutes talking about that good Canadian Boy.
Then on after hours, they'll interview Connors teachers who will talk about who great of a student he was and how honored they were to take his virginity, then they'll have a cat fight over his picture.