I can just see that at the game, a dad brings his two kids
2 kids at the same time - "Dad we wants a burger"
Dad sighs - Leans over - "I'll take two burgers and two glasses of water."
Lady behind the counter - "Great"
Dad - "Can i get the ummm easy pay credit"
Her - "Sure just fill in this form"
10 minutes later
Her - "Good news and bad news Mr Smith, your mortgage was approved for only one burger"
Minutes later
Dad hands burgers to kid - "None of you are going to college, enjoy your burgers. Stupid Oilers are no good"
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