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Old 10-08-2016, 09:31 AM   #5
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Oh I forgot.

Make sure that you show the stewardesses that this is no big deal. Don't announce that its your first flight (not cool unless your 4). Also don't be afraid to show your veteran chops by addressing them as Toots (thanks Pylon), sugerbum or their personal favor "Hey you drink cart now".

Also if its a longer flight, make sure you hold your pee until you absolutely have to especially if your sitting in a window seat or a mid seat. The best time to need to go pee is approximately 5 minutes after you see your aisles mates nod off.
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