Calgarypuck Forums - The Unofficial Calgary Flames Fan Community - View Single Post

Locke · 10-06-2016, 11:48 AM

Nothing gets Oiler Juices flowing like Old Oilers.

But I like the idea.

CHI: "Look Doug, I know, I know, just hang in there with me on this, we're going to sign you to a $5M/ 1 Year contract. Yes. Yes, I know thats insane. I also know you're 45 and have been retired for years.

Its just, once we sign you the Oilers will trade us Yakupov.

So the deal is we sign you, trade you Edmonton, then you can do whatever the hell you want, retire, again, collect the money, at that point we really just dont care, but the Oilers will only trade us Yakupov for you. No, I dont know why. Yes, I know its insane, we've discussed this already."

10-06-2016, 11:48 AM	#27
Locke Franchise Player Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Income Tax Central Exp:	Nothing gets Oiler Juices flowing like Old Oilers. But I like the idea. CHI: "Look Doug, I know, I know, just hang in there with me on this, we're going to sign you to a $5M/ 1 Year contract. Yes. Yes, I know thats insane. I also know you're 45 and have been retired for years. Its just, once we sign you the Oilers will trade us Yakupov. So the deal is we sign you, trade you Edmonton, then you can do whatever the hell you want, retire, again, collect the money, at that point we really just dont care, but the Oilers will only trade us Yakupov for you. No, I dont know why. Yes, I know its insane, we've discussed this already." __________________ The Beatings Shall Continue Until Morale Improves! This Post Has Been Distilled for the Eradication of Seemingly Incurable Sadness. The World Ends when you're dead. Until then, you've got more punishment in store. - Flames Fans If you thought this season would have a happy ending, you haven't been paying attention.