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Originally Posted by sketchyt
One Morgan Freeman lookalike gentleman goes, "mmmm hmmmm.... you gonna want one of them biscuits."
I go, "sorry, I'm from Canada. We don't have Popeye's where we live. I've always wanted to try."
She SCREAMS, hands on her head like it's on fire, eyes wide as saucers, "YOU DON'T HAVE NO POPEYE'S! OH LAWD! WHAT THE HECK WRONG WITH CANADA!"
Meekly, I say, "I know, right?"
I'm pretty amused at this point. She points to my then-pregnant wife and I get chastised for only buying like a three-piece meal. "SHE HAVING A BABY! YOU NEED TO GET SOME CHICKEN IN HER! YOU THE HUSBAND! SHE NEED TO EAT!" Believe me, the all caps is necessary.
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Seriously, this might be my CP post of the year. I have read it 3 times and I am still giggling. "mmmm hmmmm.... you gonna want one of them biscuits." is pure gold. Well done sir.