[Senator Clay Davis]

A New Lowe worked so well on a couple levels. For one, Lowe's number with the Oilers was 4, so nice synergy there, plus it can't work again with any other number. So really it has to be the 4th iteration of the thread or it can't ever be used. For another, Lowe is the biggest reason they are in this current mess, so even if he's been gone a while now he's still the biggest reason for Edmonton being no good. We can always dishonor him, it doesn't get old or dated to me.

We'll need a new thread in about 6 months anyway, so New Rink Same Stink can still work then, and might even work better because we could already have a jersey toss, unlike now. But thread number 4 mocking the Oilers most famous number 4 (sorry Taylor), who is the crucial reason we even have 4 E=NG threads just fits too well.