Mr. Lahey: Randy... I got $100 here for groceries, I got $1400 here for liquor, and I got $6000 for you to go and bail out a couple of s**t puppets. We might need a couple of more s**t puppets for our play, and they gotta be angry s**t puppets, Randy. And you gotta make em angry s**t puppets, and you say whatever it takes to make them angry, but they're not angry at us Randy. S**t puppets are supposed to be angry at other s**t puppets... take the bus.
Randy: Mr. Lahey, they could kill one another.
Mr.Lahey: Wouldn't that be nice?
Randy: Yeah, but we can't be involved with murder.
Mr. Lahey: (confidently) Exactly, Randy.
Randy: Mr Lahey, is this you talking or the liquor?
Mr. Lahey: Randy... [Lahey takes a big sip out of his liquor bottle...I am the liquor.
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