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Originally Posted by Jay Random
FROM: Office of the Recording Angel (gabriel@heaven.org)
TO: calgarywinning (somebodyorother@calgarypuck.com)
RE: Your prayer has been duly recorded.
Dear Sir or Madam:
Your prayer to let the hockey season start soon has been noted. Unfortunately, Heaven is not at liberty to alter the NHL schedule. If we were, we would be quite happy to have hockey all the year round; it is a popular pastime in these parts, especially since Mr. Howe arrived.
Meanwhile, back on Earth, the power to change the hockey season lies chiefly with Mr. Gary Bettman and Mr. Donald Fehr. Regrettably, neither of those gentlemen will accept orders from this office, and so you must petition them directly.
It may gratify you to know, however, that your prayer is at least unlikely to make them start the hockey season later than they had originally planned.
Yours faithfully,
GABRIEL (A. A.)
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Very well written and me me laugh, but for the record I didn't invoke or call god for such a trivial matter. Love how you incorporated my name.
Now you have inspired me. Oh Lord Above if your Are LLLLISTENING. Which clearly you are since Gabriel the A.A. took time to quote on the forum instead of killing baby puppies, can YOU PUHLLLLEASSSSE make the flames win another cup. I know you have my soul from '88 and 89' and I know I lied to you about our contract in 2004'. I said you could take my girl for the flames winning the cup and I backed out at the last minute.
But LOOOrdy above, please let the Flames sign Gaudreau and then, Looordy, I know the universe is this big expanse and your a busy, but please refocus your god efforts on calgart and give us another cup.