[troutman]

The worst abuses in words and music.

This howler takes the cake:

She's a dancer, a romancer
I'm a Capricorn and she's a Cancer
She saw my picture in a music magazine

I'm a man, I'm no baby
And you're lookin' every inch a lady
You're good lookin' and you're lookin' like you should be good

- Kiss "C'mon And Love Me"