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Old 08-15-2016, 01:03 PM   #56
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Originally Posted by Crazy Bacon Legs View Post
I won a contest in which I had to throw chicken wings through a basketball hoop. The hoop was 40 feet away and I threw 500 wings (not at the same time). I managed to sink 462 out of 500, which I am told was pretty good. I was subsequently banned from the YMCA as this was an unsanctioned event and there was hot sauce all over the gym. A dog slipped on the hot sauce and had to go to the dog vet hospital. I do not know why there was a dog in the gymnasium and I feel there should be further investigation there. And don't even get me started on the consequences of the blue cheese dip in the pool. I've been given a thousand year ban from all YMCAs in the world. But I did get the title of Scoring Winger.
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