[TheScorpion]

I had a dream last night that Treliving traded Monahan and Gaudreau to Tampa Bay(!) in exchange for Nikita Nesterov and Kristers Gudlevskis.

He appeared on Sportsnet later in the day, saying: "In our opinion, these are two very, very, good players who are very replaceable. How would you rather spend your money: on defensemen or forwards?"

Wacko Dream Brad confirmed his madness later in the day by signing Dennis Wideman to an 8-year, $68 million contract extension, and by trading Sam Bennett, Paul Byron(?) and Matthew Tkachuk to Las Vegas for future considerations. Calgarypuck fell into chaos. The rivers ran dry. The sky turned a blood-like shade of red.

Then I woke up. I immediately logged on to my computer to ensure none of which I had dreamed actually happened.