-My mom used to tell me that PMS stood for Penny Money Saver. For the longest time I thought that when a girl had PMS, she was putting her allowance into her savings account.
-A camp counsellor once told me a story of a guy who flushed the toilet while sitting on it and it sucked the intestine right out of his ass. Even into my 20s I would never sit on a toilet as it flushed. Not because I believed it could happen, but what if...?
-When a man was having sex with a woman, I thought it was more like putting a hot dog into a bun. You hold it there and the sperm would sweat out of your wiener, instead of the in and out motion and eventual climax we all know and love.
-I used to think that when someone died in a movie, that they actually died in real life. The director would ask them if they were cool with sacrificing their life to make this movie and the actors who died said yes.
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