Santa obviously. Somehow we believe that an old, out of shape man could possibly find enough time to get down the chimney of every single house on the planet, and that reindeers who don't actually fly could somehow take him everywhere at warp speed. Maybe we all did know it was bull#### early on, but free presents are free presents.
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"Think I'm gonna be the scapegoat for the whole damn machine? Sheeee......."
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