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Old 07-11-2016, 03:00 PM   #496
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ding dong

A woman opens the door to see a menacing 6-4 monster dressed in leather. He's wearing sun glasses, and he's all menacing and robotic

Terminator - "Mrs Sarah Conners?"

Sarah - "Yes"

He reaches into his coat, we get a flash of his view of the world its all red and there are computer looking codes and a targeting sensor and a Microsoft Windows Logo on the top left side. A dialogue box pops up with actions.

Terminator - "Guut, I have a package for you, please sign here, and here"

She does

Terminator - "Thank you and have a nice day.

The terminator marches remorselessly to the next house through her nice herb garden. A annoying neighbors cat who has been digging the garden up gets squashed by a size 14 boot worn by a robot that probably weighs about 900 pounds.
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