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Originally Posted by CaptainCrunch
Oiler fans can now start the 7 stages of Lucic
Disbelief - OMG I Can't believe we got Lucic, the guys a beast, we're a Contender now and teams will fear us.
Denial - Holy crap I can't believe its January and he's got 8 goals and is a -10 and he's been playing on Connors line. How can a big guy like him be so lazy
Bargaining - Please god let the Oilers turn this around and make the playoffs, I'll do anything you ask
Guilt - I can't believe I keep believing in this team, I've wasted my life
Anger - Last again, unbelievable
Depression - I should really do something else with my life, no other fan base likes me because I cheer for the Oilers, have a mullet and had a suit made out of sweat pants material
Acceptance/hope - At least we're in the lottery we deserve the number one draft pick, next year we'll be awesome.
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October: Disbelief
November: Denial
December: Bargaining
January: Guilt (the drinking tends to escalate around this time)
February: Anger (Due to not enough booze in the world to numb the pain)
March: Depression (Due to an increased tolerance to alcohol lowering its already futile effect)
April: Acceptance (Thr annual switch from booze to kool aid)