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Originally Posted by Par
The suicidal part was a joke, two friends are discussing bachelor party plans for the guy getting married and one of them say's "you will never be able to be with another woman once you are married", the guy getting married, sharply looks up at him and asks "why?', his friends answer: divorces are expensive, child alimony is expensive, your wife can take half of your stuff, your wife can take half of your pension, the guy getting married has a shocked look on his face, his friend say's "are you suicidal yet" LOL.
True enough, there are some things I will never understand and marriage is one them(marriage can't be too too bad, my parents did get married).
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You must be very young. People always talk about what you
can't do once you're married, but they never talk about the benefits. I guess those benefits aren't as sexy as having a debauchery filled weekend in Vegas, but they add an incredible amount of value to your life. Just for example, married men live quite a bit longer than single men. Don't get married just to get married, but if you're with someone for a long time that you can imagine marrying and having kids with, just do it and stop being so millennial about it.