I would like to think that after we die, we have to atone for our bad behavior during our life time. For example, if you always butted-in at lineups you would have to stand in line for like 50 years, and if you were stupid you would have to watch only comedies without laugh tracks until you got the jokes. After you had paid for all your past indiscretions there would be a big party, kind of like a cross between a retirement party and a wake, but with way more booze and good food and lots of fun. During the party there is a big screen showing a film of your life (with a soundtrack of your favorite music) but it somehow has a happy ending. Then, at the end of the party you get a framed certificate and a shirt that says "I lived my entire life and all I got out of it was this stupid tee-shirt" and then you get to give a speech and thank who you want to and tell off who you want to as well but everyone just laughs. Then you get into your favorite car (or truck or motorbike or whatever) and ride off into the sunset.
If I was betting, however, I would bet that we just die and that's it.
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