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Originally Posted by Raekwon
I said you have as much control over a 2yo as you want with want being the keyword.
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I used to think something like that. Then I had a baby... which became a two year old. Most parents are simply not equipped and knowledgable enough to handle something like 24 hours a day. Most of the time, you're making it up. All the books, anecdotal stories you've heard, nieces/nephews, etc... mean very little.
It's pretty much like that famous stand-up bit. It's like taking care of a drunk friend at the end of the night while you're exhausted. You're just happy if he doesn't vomit all over the cab and take a dump that soaks through his pants onto the seat. Insert random meth-strength abilities. Communication abilities are nearly non-existent. Random gators at Disneyworld are likely the last thing you'll think about.
I hate to be that condescending parent, but pretty much most judgement by those without their own kids is met by this response by me:
