I'd like to congratulate the super parents in this thread for their continued and extreme vigilance to the safety of their fake children.
I have a young son who is insane. Not literally. Figuratively. Keeping him safe 100% of the time is, literally, impossible and I am not exaggerating. We do our best and minimize risks but it is a miracle he hasn't killed himself already. I exaggerate some but come on. Look at that beach!!Nobody on earth would be able to keep a young kid full of piss and energy running around at all times spitting puking throwing smashing yelling hitting scratching jumping... Just a little ball of blur all over the ####ing place. I'm not saying in this situation I'd tie delicious scented steaks to his back and dangle him through shallow waters waiting for the alligators, but based on those photos it's very easy to see how an excited little kid at Disney world standing unexpectantly in foot or less of water could be prey if a parent wasn't expecting a ####ing alligator to come eat your kid!!
The people who are blaming the parents could not be more clueless in this thread. Go have a kid and then come back and report to us your thoughts. Look at the picture for Christ sakes... There's chairs to go lounge around by the waters edge! You honestly think Disney would be cool with people lounging around by the waters edge of they honestly thought there were predators capable of dragging small children into the water there?
Guaranteed the no swimming signs are for swimming liability. Or if they are for the alligators, it's because Disney hasn't seen one approach the beach EVER. Otherwise not a chance in hell they'd have chairs there or a beach like setting.
Judging the parents? Good lord.
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