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Originally Posted by killer_carlson
the photos seem to indicate it happened right at at the resort.
This would be the equivalent of a bear attack at a picnic table outside Callaway park.
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I'm envisioning a frantic bear driving a subcompact car while nervously looking at his wristwatch as his cell phone rings. Radar Love by Golden Earring drones in the background. He takes the Callaway park exit a little fast. (Quick montage of the bear getting a speeding ticket in the Callaway Park parking lot) The bear gets out of his car and runs for the entrance. People scatter. The bear shows a laminated pass to the gate as he is waved through. (The scene cuts to a family finishing their meal at a picnic table.) The family gets up and deposits their garbage in the trash bin before stepping out of frame. A tired and exasperated bear stumbles into frame to find no family at the picnic table. Looking around, the bear locks eyes with another bear hiding in the trees disappointedly shaking his head. (A montage where the bear is in front of his boss being fired leading to a messy decline into alcoholism and trouble with the law resulting in prison rolls)
That is equally probable to occur as a bear attack at a picnic table at Callaway Park.