Oh, come on. Ak-Sar-Ben Knights was a totes brilliant name. In fact, every team should have a name like that.
We could be the At-Reb-La Flames.
The Rags could be the Kroy-Wen Rangers.
Toronto could have the Oi-Rat-No Maple Leafs. (This one's actually kind of appropriate.)
Then there would be the Si-On-Il-Li Blackhawks, the I-Ru-Oss-Im Blues, the Ain-Rof-I-Lac Kings, and the A-Di-Rolf Panthers.
And up north, we could have the Doo-Gon Oilers.
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