you know how I know Geroy Simon's gay?
1) Because he macramed himself a pair of jean shorts.
2) He likes Coldplay.
3) He liked the movie "Maid in Manhattan".
4) I saw him make a spinach dip in a loaf of sour dough bread once.
5) He has a rainbow bumpersticker on his car that says "I love it when balls are in my face".
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