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CaptainCrunch · 06-02-2016, 08:49 AM

That would be a great piece of propaganda.

You have the logo for the Imperial News Network and an attractive large breasted newscaster shuffling paper then she looks up at the camera

Booby McBoobface - "Today Emperor Palpatine the great and benevolent master of the galaxy announced that he had taken a lead role in battling galactic climate change by destroying Alderaan with a super laser mounted on what is now being called the Green Star."

The picture turns to a video of Palpatine sneering into the camera as he speaks.

"My friends, today I have taken a step forward in our galaxy wide fight against climate change by destroying the center of climate denial Alderaan who continued to produce and burn fossil fuels, thus causing a tsunami on Persia Omicron 5 which knocked over several swing sets. My Imperial Scientists declared that these facts are not debatable, and you would all be wise to get with the program.

With one shot of my super climate laser from the newly constructed Green Star which generates its energy using a clean solar ionization reactor in combination with several space wind turbines and space solar cells, I was able to reduce the galaxies carbon emissions by .0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 0000001%. So . . . . this is good."

The camera zoomed back to booby mcboobface as she smiled for the camera.

Booby - "An informal poll shows that 100% of climate change groups felts 100% that the destruction of Alderaan, the extinction of 50 million lives was ok.

The camera zooms in on a space hippy sipping a space latte while listening to space mobey.

Hippy - "Yeah man, those people on Alderaan were like completely evil, their insistence on using like stuff that they burn to heat their houses lead to the justifiable extinction of their planet because like someone has to think of the space seals"

Booby - "Meanwhile Princess Leia formerly of Alderaan released a statement decrying the genocidal extinction of her people under the guise of battling galactic climate change. Dr David Suzuki-Persia of Balmorria responded with a statement saying that 'If Palpatine jailed and executed more climate deniers like Princess Leia the Galaxy would be a cleaner and better place, death to the enemies of climate science, praise to the Empire''.

"For INN I'm Booby McBoobface"

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06-02-2016, 08:49 AM	#185
CaptainCrunch Norm! Join Date: Jun 2002 Exp:	That would be a great piece of propaganda. You have the logo for the Imperial News Network and an attractive large breasted newscaster shuffling paper then she looks up at the camera Booby McBoobface - "Today Emperor Palpatine the great and benevolent master of the galaxy announced that he had taken a lead role in battling galactic climate change by destroying Alderaan with a super laser mounted on what is now being called the Green Star." The picture turns to a video of Palpatine sneering into the camera as he speaks. "My friends, today I have taken a step forward in our galaxy wide fight against climate change by destroying the center of climate denial Alderaan who continued to produce and burn fossil fuels, thus causing a tsunami on Persia Omicron 5 which knocked over several swing sets. My Imperial Scientists declared that these facts are not debatable, and you would all be wise to get with the program. With one shot of my super climate laser from the newly constructed Green Star which generates its energy using a clean solar ionization reactor in combination with several space wind turbines and space solar cells, I was able to reduce the galaxies carbon emissions by .0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 0000001%. So . . . . this is good." The camera zoomed back to booby mcboobface as she smiled for the camera. Booby - "An informal poll shows that 100% of climate change groups felts 100% that the destruction of Alderaan, the extinction of 50 million lives was ok. The camera zooms in on a space hippy sipping a space latte while listening to space mobey. Hippy - "Yeah man, those people on Alderaan were like completely evil, their insistence on using like stuff that they burn to heat their houses lead to the justifiable extinction of their planet because like someone has to think of the space seals" Booby - "Meanwhile Princess Leia formerly of Alderaan released a statement decrying the genocidal extinction of her people under the guise of battling galactic climate change. Dr David Suzuki-Persia of Balmorria responded with a statement saying that 'If Palpatine jailed and executed more climate deniers like Princess Leia the Galaxy would be a cleaner and better place, death to the enemies of climate science, praise to the Empire''. "For INN I'm Booby McBoobface" ] __________________ My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings; Look on my Works, ye Mighty, and despair!