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Originally Posted by CaptainCrunch
Hated the book, another really badly written EU book where whole chapters were taken up with Xizor trying to mind control and rape Leia using his pheromones, and kept suggesting that they take a nice hot bath together.
Then Luke destroyed a million story building with the old hand grenade down the garbage shoot.
Oh and they introduced Dash Rendor a cocky arrogant smuggler who flew a saucer shaped freighter into tough spots to help Han Solo a cocky arrogant smuggler who flew a saucer shaped freighter.
Oh and Xizor literally %%%%%% a robot in this book.
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For someone who loves Star Wars so much you really seem to hate a lot of Star Wars.
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