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Clarkey · 05-30-2016, 08:47 PM

The masturbatory opening cermony for this thing is going to make the Northlands farewell ceremony look like foreplay. Maybe that poor former Oiler player they mistakenly listed in the deceased portion can zip line in from the rafters.

05-30-2016, 08:47 PM	#118
Clarkey Lifetime Suspension Join Date: Oct 2002 Exp:	The masturbatory opening cermony for this thing is going to make the Northlands farewell ceremony look like foreplay. Maybe that poor former Oiler player they mistakenly listed in the deceased portion can zip line in from the rafters.