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Old 05-30-2016, 04:23 PM   #1426
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Originally Posted by Leeman4Gilmour View Post
You speak of my '76 Honda Civic I was lucky enough to own in high school. You couldn't kill that thing no matter how hard it was driven, and I got a lot of places on pocket change.
Alright ladies and gentlemem, LFG asked for it so here it is. Please buckle up, return your seats to their full upright and locked positiona and stow your trays: its tinfoil hat time!

Perhaps, just perhaps, the 'Big Oil' Cabal petitioned the Government to make cars safer so that they werent just tin cans with just a couple of seats and a wheel in a petition to make them bigger and heavier, thus necessarily making engines bigger and consuming more fuel.

And this was obviously done at the behest of the Lizard-men.

Mind. Blown.

Its what 'they' dont want you to know!
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