[CaptainCrunch]

Hey I give credit to people like Klein and Suziki and Gore who aren't really environmentalists or frankly give a crap about the environment, but they're the ultimate capitalists in terms of seeing an opportunity to make a lot of money from it.

Sure they play the pious nodding their heads and crying out "But we're destroying the world" all while telling the rest of us that we have to change our lives, then they go to one of their multiple houses or mansions, via a heavy gas burning vehicle, or jet off to a conference that could probably be conducted remotely, but its in beautiful Rio, or Gay old Paris and they can get some shopping in.

In a lot of ways they are like Alex Jones, playing to the extreme elements of their movements because that's where the money is. These people will buy her books or go to her speeches so that they can knowingly nod their head and vomit out her "facts" and impress people on the tea and vodka circuit, who will go home and verbally masturbate in front of their colleagues about their afternoon with the great Klein or Suzuki or Al Gore.

But at the end of the day, the un-abridged truth is that these people are parasites and not even well meaning ones, their shoddily researched books and movies with "Creative license" mirror the activities of the people on the other side of the spectrum, and it becomes a battle for the middle who tend to roll their eyes at both sides of this war for not only our souls but the contents of our wallet. The modern capitalist takes advantage of the vulnerable, the people who refuse to do their own research, and the desperate to be part of something, who have money to burn.

ALL HAIL THE L RON HUBBARD OF THE RADICAL LEFT ENVIROMENALIST CLICK