Locke, you and your monstrous carbon footprint need to be reigned in. It's disgraceful is what it is.
Hopefully this new tax, followed by a PST, and an increase in the carbon levy in a couple years will curb your rampant appetite to consume evil carbon.
Oh hi, China, I see you standing there smirking at Alberta. Are you still building all those coal plants? You are? But I thought the carbon tax would impact global carbon emissions and combat green house gases? No? Oh, it's just making us look like naive apologists. Gotcha.
Well in that case, China, would you like to buy some coke from our oil sands facilities?
Cool. Carry on.
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Pylon on the Edmonton Oilers:
"I am actually more excited for the Oilers game tomorrow than the Flames game. I am praying for multiple jersey tosses. The Oilers are my new favourite team for all the wrong reasons. I hate them so much I love them."
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