I have nothing good to post in this thread about myself. I had a friend who did ALL the stupid things. He taught me to just play it safe... most of the time.
One such incident comes to mind is breaking off the legs of a chair. The legs were some sort of metal and hollow, except for the cap at the bottom. We found a bucket full of nails, would load a nail into the leg and whip the leg to rapidly project the nail at objects. The nails would stick too. Our main target was the back deck which was elevated and attached to the house. There must have been 50 or more nails stuck in wooden deck rails. More nails on his fort, and some on the garage and a tree in the back too. His mom finally clued in that we were making some loud noises and laughing so she set out to see what we were doing. The final nail missed the deck and embedded into the door frame around the opened patio door, about 3 seconds before she stepped out to see what we were doing... we told her we would be careful and not aim at the house anymore but she wasn't having any of that.
Once we were travelling in his truck and camper with his family and my friend and I would ride in the camper while his parents and sisters rode in the truck. We would hang out in the bunk. Not exactly a safe thing to do, I suppose but we had his parents blessing. The screen on one of the windows in the bunk was coming out, so he decided to stick his wang out of the screen and urinate while the truck was driving. I can't remember how that ended but I don't think he was caught for that.
We would also take the butter packs from restaurants, open them and throw them out of the window at parked cars as we left the parking lot. We hit plenty of windshields. His mom caught us doing that one though.
This one is all on my friend. We must have been four or five years old for this incident. We were at the Zoo, waiting in line for some ice cream. He says, "Watch this", proceeds to whip down his pants and urinate on the back of the leg of an unsuspecting lady who was wearing a skirt and enjoying her ice cream. His mom must have been so embarrassed. My mom was in total shock. Unfortunately my mom and I drove in the same vehicle as he and his mom so we all had to end our Zoo trip short
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