My dad's favorite story is the time I got caught underage drinking at a park. Me and some friends were drinking at the park when a cop car pulled up right on the grass. We all made a dash for it and would you know it I was the one who they chased down with their car through the green space. So when they catch me they ask where I got the case of beer from.
I lied and said I stole it from my dad. The cops took me home, wrote me a couple tickets and knocked on the door. "Does this boy and beer belong to you"?
"Why yes, yes they do".
Needless to say the beer was never his and I never got it back. Worst part is I get to hear the story of the CPS delivering my old man a case of beer ALL THE TIME
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