[Scornfire]

Playing with Frozen Paintballs out on the farm is definitely one of my most physically enduring acts of stupidity, I doubt if my fingerprints even remotely correlate to the ones that were taken of me in elementary.

Putting aside any truly foolish and criminal activities I may (OR MAY NOT) have engaged in during my youth, one of the funnier things was probably simply sneaking in copious amounts of alcohol to School under the guise of Jones Soda bottles. I'd oft give them to friends I knew I'd be playing against in intramural ball hockey throughout the year, suffice it to say my record was pretty damn impressive through Junior High and High School.

Ps. If you're reading this Wylie, my bad!