Dumbest thing I ever did? I stole elemental sodium from a chem lab in high school. I threw it into a garbage can full off water from thirty feet and the can was destroyed in the explosion. The only reason I didn't get caught was that I blew up the garbage can on a weekend on gravel soccer fields. Thankfully that was well before 9/11 or I would be writing this to you from a cell in a secret facility somewhere.
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