Thinking about it I was not a fun kid to be a parent of at times, I have no idea how my parents had so much patience.
1. Started multiple fires in Fish Creek as a kid, all were able to be put out (thank god). Once with the fire departments helps. So f'ing stupid.
2. Shoplifted those fake joke credit card things from the mall (Southcentre), AND got caught. Was banned for a year from the mall and my parents were called. What a ######ed thing to steal and get caught for. Also I should have run from the security guards, just to see how a mall chase would have gone. A true regret in my life.
3. One night at the Den I drunkenly stole (AND got caught) a buttload of bags of chips from one of the stores in Mac hall. Store employee left the chip stand to close to the gate when they closed shop so you could reach in and grab them if you had long arms. I would grab 6 bags or so, transport them to the handicap bathroom where I had pulled an empty garbage bag out of the bottom of the garbage to store them in. I must have made 10 trips before I was caught. Banned from U of C for a year. I also should have made a run for it just to see how far I would have gotten.
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