Found the book of anarchy online way to young....
Needless to say, the instructions for 'how to make napalm' didn't say anything about doing so in a ventilated area. An unventilated tree fort, is shall I say not the place to make napalm.
To continue with the Pyro theme, a friend and I decided to use hairspray, toilet paper and pog containers to make "pipe bombs". We decided the garbage can in the bus shelter by his house was the best place to test them, needless to say, the results were underwhelming. So, back to his house we went to try to improve on our design. 20-30 minutes later, there's a knock at the door, he goes and checks the peep hole, we knew as 10 year old not to open the door for strangers. He tried to explain this by shouting through the door that he's not allowed to open up for strangers, but the constable on the other side insisted. Turns out, a friendly man across the street was taking pictures of us, and provided the Polaroids of our bus stop arson to the police. We got a Stern talking too about the dangers of fire and explosives. I had a hard time concentrating on the lecture, as I was more concerned about the pedophile taking pictures of little boys.
Now I realize, he probably wasn't a pedophile, and was just being a reasonably sane witness to 2 insane kids.
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