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CaptainCrunch · 05-13-2016, 04:15 PM

I would like to add genetic engineering and surgery to the Olympics.

Swimmers with blow holes and flipper feet. High Jumpers with spring loaded legs, boxers with metal fists.

Gymnasts with no bones, divers with flat heats.

I want 20 foot tall basketball players, part men part horse equestrian competitors.

I want the freakshow Olympics.

05-13-2016, 04:15 PM	#6
CaptainCrunch Norm! Join Date: Jun 2002 Exp:	I would like to add genetic engineering and surgery to the Olympics. Swimmers with blow holes and flipper feet. High Jumpers with spring loaded legs, boxers with metal fists. Gymnasts with no bones, divers with flat heats. I want 20 foot tall basketball players, part men part horse equestrian competitors. I want the freakshow Olympics. __________________ My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings; Look on my Works, ye Mighty, and despair!