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Locke · 05-11-2016, 01:02 PM

Aw, Nigel Dawes and Dustin Boyd living the dream.

"Is your NHL career over? Looking for something to do? Live in Exciting places and meet interesting people? Come and play hockey for a tiny and remote former Soviet Satellite state! We pay in Rubles! No TAX! In the spirit of fairness and full disclosure we should mention that we do not win very often. If ever. And theres a lot of crime. People get knifed in the spleen going to and from the rink every day! But hey! If you're an NHL washout you dont have anything to lose! Except your spleen! But you dont technically need that, we checked on WebMD, who also happens to be Team Physician!"

05-11-2016, 01:02 PM	#112
Locke Franchise Player Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Income Tax Central Exp:	Aw, Nigel Dawes and Dustin Boyd living the dream. "Is your NHL career over? Looking for something to do? Live in Exciting places and meet interesting people? Come and play hockey for a tiny and remote former Soviet Satellite state! We pay in Rubles! No TAX! In the spirit of fairness and full disclosure we should mention that we do not win very often. If ever. And theres a lot of crime. People get knifed in the spleen going to and from the rink every day! But hey! If you're an NHL washout you dont have anything to lose! Except your spleen! But you dont technically need that, we checked on WebMD, who also happens to be Team Physician!" __________________ The Beatings Shall Continue Until Morale Improves! This Post Has Been Distilled for the Eradication of Seemingly Incurable Sadness. The World Ends when you're dead. Until then, you've got more punishment in store. - Flames Fans If you thought this season would have a happy ending, you haven't been paying attention.