[CaptainCrunch]

At this point the laws and fines are making no difference so I propose, for the encouragement of others.

Road side Summary Execution of distracted drivers, and then ironically texting whoever the text or call recipient was to come and pick up the corpse.

I'm sick of these idiots swerving all over the road, jamming intersections and nearly plowing into people.

You are not that fricking important that you can't wait until your car is stopped and in park before you pick up your stupid phone.

It should be simple, if your car does not have hands free, then there is a signal killer in your car so you can't receive calls or texts or anything.

Or better yet, if you attempt to send a text in your car it triggers a small but sharp metal rod in your drivers seat to be propelled at an incredible rate of speed through your anus and out through the top of your head.