[CaptainCrunch]

1) Would you rather go into the past and meet your ancestors or go into the future and meet your great-great grandchildren?

I'm convinced that no matter what you do you can't change the past, so I would want to go to the future, plus, I have this expectation that they're going to be jerks and need a good solid a%% kicking. Plus it would be funny to see Oiler fans mourning the fact that their team has gone 100 years without a sniff of the playoffs.


2) Would you rather have more time or more money?

Money can buy time, I can buy maids and cooks and all of that other stuff which creates time. Besides no matter what happens, your time is finite, so adding a few years makes very little difference.



3) Would you rather have a rewind button or a pause button on your life?

A rewind button would be nice, because there are a few people that I would like to have not hurt. But the pause button would be cool, because I could pause things and give people unexplainable wedgies and haircuts. But I would rather rewind.



4) Would you rather be able to talk with the animals or speak all foreign languages?

I'd rather talk to animals, because I could raise an army of fierce predators and take over the world. Think planet of the apes with ferrets.



5) Would you rather be without internet for a week, or without your phone?

Without my phone, I could use a week without talking to people

6) Would you rather be stuck on a broken ski lift or in a broken elevator?

Depends on the company, but if its just me, the elevator is probably warmer.

7) Would you rather spend the night in a luxury hotel room or camping surrounded by beautiful scenery?

Does the room come with an ulimited room service tab, concierge service and a liquor fridge that stays magically full. Because that would be my decision right there. Frankly I've done enough camping in my life.



8) Would you rather be too hot or too cold?

Personally I like the cold a bit better.However there is the question of shrinkage, so I'll go with too hot, so I can sit on a bench with a paper fan and mutter "Lord all mighty, it sure is hot today" and some other person mutters "Not as hot as the July of 45"





9) Would you rather go without TV or beer/wine/alcohol the rest of your life? **If you don't drink, substitute the alcohol with junk food.

I could live without either, but drinking isn't a big deal to me anymore.



10) Would you rather be able to breath underwater or fly through the air?

Fly through the air, I mean if you could breath under water, you'd eventually emerge all wrinkly and shriveled with a major case of shrinkage. Where as if you can fly through the air, you can be like a god over the world.