reply to drieway's questions...
1. Would you rather be able to fly or speak all languages? FLY
2. Would you rather be able to breathe underwater or travel to the future? FUTURE
3. Would you rather be able to travel to the past, but only to times prior to your birth, or have a rewind button on your own life? REWIND
4. Would you rather be uncomfortably but not dangerously hot for the rest of your life or no TV/Netflix/Youtube/Gifs/Movies for the rest of your life? HOT
5. Would you rather be annoyingly but not dangerously cold for the rest of your life, or never be allowed to use a mobile device of any kind? NO MOBILE
6. Would you rather have no internet for the rest of your life or be required to eat exactly the same bland but nutritious meal, every meal, forever. NO INTERNET (I'M ASSUMING BLAND MEAL WOULD MEAN I CAN'T USE MY SMOKER)
7. Would you rather have every Tuesday off for the rest of your life or have permanent, free access to a secret campsite, which is the most objectively and subjectively beautiful campsite in the world, but is a 12-hour-drive away. TUESDAYS OFF
8. $1,500 dollars a month, which adjusts for inflation over time, or permanent carte-blanche, VIP access and treatment to an outstanding five-star hotel which is two 8-hour flights away and always requires a 6+ hour layover (flights not included in carte-blanche access). $1500
9. Have a pause button on life or be able to speak to all animals. PAUSE BUTTON
10. Know with 100% certainty that neither the Oilers, nor Canucks will ever win the Stanley Cup again - but neither will the Flames, or know that the three teams will combine for 5 cups in a decade and each team will win at least one, the other two assigned randomly. THIS QUESTION IS INVALID. YOU USED 'CANUCKS' AND 'WIN THE STANLEY CUP AGAIN' IN THE SAME SENTENCE
