1. Not likely to have kids at this point in my life, so that eliminates the great-grandkids from the equation. I guess I pick the past by default.
2. Mo money.
3. Rewind button.
4. Foreign languages.
5. No phone. I hardly use it anyway.
6. Broken ski lift. At least I could see the outside and breathe fresh air. That story of the guy who got stuck in an elevator for a full weekend is one of the scariest things I've read.
7. Hotel. Camping doesn't interest me in the least.
8. Too hot. Can't stand being cold.
9. No booze. Probably should do that anyway.
10. Breathe underwater.
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