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Originally Posted by CroFlames
I need this table. Now.
So sick man.
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The picture doesn't tell you the half of it. The first step to getting the table is an hour or so consultation with Geek Chic, where they ask about the space where you'll be putting the table and what kind of games you play. They give you dozens of options of wood, fittings, cup holders, surfaces, chairs, and other customization options. And, in a shrewd touch, the gaming surface can be covered by leaves to look just like a normal table (leaving a game set up underneath the table-top). So they're also an heirloom dining-room table, which is no doubt an important feature for spousal negotiations. When they've finished custom-building your table for you, it's hand-delivered by their own staff, who set it up in your home.
I'm not a materialistic man. I don't dream of owning high-end sports cars or an extravagant home. But I want that table. And if I ever come into serious money, it will be mine.