"It has to be slaughtered while you whisper sweet nothings in its ear and then singing Happy Birthday so it doesnt know whats coming."
Yes...but it still gets slaughtered. The end result remains the same, which really seems like the important part of the discussion.
I sincerely doubt the Cow is in Bovine Heaven glaring down disapprovingly about how we tricked it with the candles and balloons and the Happy Birthday song only to wind up giving it a pneumatic piston to the brainpan.
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