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CaptainCrunch · 04-26-2016, 02:46 PM

I keep having this old joke run through my mind. So forgive me.

Jason from survivor is sitting in a bar looking sad and slamming down some kind of fruit filled pink sugary drink with an umbrella in it.

Jeff Probst see's him and wanders over to him, and asks him what's wrong.

Jason slams down his drink and starts talking

"You know Jeff, I won Survivor, won a million bucks and over came a lot of long odds. But do they call me Jason the Survivor Champion? Oh hell no.

I won a bunch of immunity challenges, like tough physical challenges in a dominating style Jeff. But do they call me Jason the Challenge Beast? No, no they don't.

And how about that time, when I came up with the plan to fake hand off the idol at tribal and threaten to pull the Super Idol. But do they call me Jason the Survivor Mastermind? uh uh

But man you $$$$ one chicken . . . "

04-26-2016, 02:46 PM	#251
CaptainCrunch Norm! Join Date: Jun 2002 Exp:	I keep having this old joke run through my mind. So forgive me. Jason from survivor is sitting in a bar looking sad and slamming down some kind of fruit filled pink sugary drink with an umbrella in it. Jeff Probst see's him and wanders over to him, and asks him what's wrong. Jason slams down his drink and starts talking "You know Jeff, I won Survivor, won a million bucks and over came a lot of long odds. But do they call me Jason the Survivor Champion? Oh hell no. I won a bunch of immunity challenges, like tough physical challenges in a dominating style Jeff. But do they call me Jason the Challenge Beast? No, no they don't. And how about that time, when I came up with the plan to fake hand off the idol at tribal and threaten to pull the Super Idol. But do they call me Jason the Survivor Mastermind? uh uh But man you $$$$ one chicken . . . " __________________ My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings; Look on my Works, ye Mighty, and despair!