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Old 04-18-2016, 02:26 PM   #35
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Default Are there any good Speedo knock-offs?

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Originally Posted by Sliver View Post
Hah, do you have an inny or something? If you have a dick, and you're wearing board shorts, I don't understand how you couldn't encounter a situation in which your wiener would get exposed now and then. I prefer to not subject people to that mess.
Are we talking the cotton walking around "board shorts"? Or actual board shorts designed for surfing?

Because the latter actually (sometimes) has a liner, and the better ones have neoprene/Lycra that goes across the "fly" to keep everything contained and hidden if the drawstring comes loose.

I'm confused as to how a wiener can get exposed in actual board shorts unless it's on purpose. Or they fly off on the water slide.
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