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Old 04-17-2016, 10:49 AM   #774
Enoch Root
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Originally Posted by CaptainCrunch View Post
This sounds suspiciously like an argument that I had with my dad when I was a kid when I blew my weekly allowance by the first day. So I went to my dad all full of arrogance and said, I need a bigger allowance.

My dad set down the paper and took a long drag of his cigarette because back in the 70's every parent smoked and read the paper in a leather chair while wearing a sweater or a suit.

He said really why?

And I said that the allowance that he gave me wasn't enough in these modern times, because I was amazingly sophisticated in my speech when I was young.

He told me that I might want to cut down my spending and stop pissing it away on cigarettes and comic books because in the 70's everyone smoked and because it was unfair for me to foist my stupidity in terms of spending on the people that were giving me the money. So request denied.

Then he sent me out to buy him a pack of smokes because in the 70's preteens and teens could buy cigarettes without a note.
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