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Old 03-31-2016, 03:57 PM   #87
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Originally Posted by undercoverbrother View Post
But what if I want to hang there for 20 mins.

Are they still gone?
Umm, I'd explain it as numbness begins setting in. You are squatting after all. If you want to squat 20 mins doing nothing vs give up after 2-3 mins and return at a later time is up to you. No pins and needles though. You don't need to be there for 20 minutes for this feeling to begin. Probably even 7-8 and you'll feel it.

I like the idea of a squatty potty and how much more efficient it seems. I kinda hate the execution though. I'm always paranoid something will fall out of my pocket and into the toilet or my aim is bad and I crap into my pants (haven't done either, luckily). In Asia, everything is carefully removed from pockets and placed into a backpack prior to going to the squatty potty. Disposable tissue packs are commonly used in Asia for both face and squatty potty making fold probably the defacto option. DO NOT ACCIDENTALLY USE MENTHOL TISSUE PACKS TO WIPE YOUR BUM!

On topic. Fold + stand. It confuses the hell out of me how crumple could clean properly. Crumple is just light dabbing, no? Might be why tire marks are so seemingly common in pop culture though. I've always thought you had to crap yourself a little to do that. I didn't even know fold vs crumple was a thing until today.

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